I have just purchased the required tinware from a very nice gentleman who goes by the name of DECLAN.
DECLAN resides in a sleepy town in a lovely county called Meath. DECLAN isn't sure if he can make it to Barretstown on Saturday but if anyone is going on Saturday and is passing DECLAN's average sized and blandly decorated abode I would be ever so grateful if you could meet with DECLAN and transport said tinware to Barretstown where one Podsy B will then transport one's tinware to another county, this time it is called Kilkenny, where, upon arrival, the freshly transported tinware will be fitted to my Bay Window.
Thank you kindly DECLAN