Anyone up for an early brekkie and general VW shit talk on Saturday morning? Not looking to organise a run or anything because I need to spend the day working on the '76.
Limerick Brekkie (no)Roll - Sat 19th June
- Thread starter Coxy
- Start date
Mind your own fuckin business ya nosey shite!
Mac; don't feel you have to tell him you're going to Cork to get your prosthetic testicles fitted. Your secret's safe with me buddy
Mac; don't feel you have to tell him you're going to Cork to get your prosthetic testicles fitted. Your secret's safe with me buddy
Sorry coxy no can do heading to clare on friday for the weekend, gonna swim, scuba dive and go surfing with the kids, then gonna call into missus doyles for little cup of tea, gonna be like father jack all weekend.
Enjoy
Enjoy
I think it might be a better idea to park this idea until more people are around eh? I'll grab a breakfast roll on the way to the Clubhouse so!
I know what that is and I'm not clicking on it................I know I'd be singing it all fuppin evening!
Ah go on see you started it already says i do an my roll
The breakfast roll
Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed
Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head
I don¹t have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl
I just head to the stat oil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and
tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well whether you¹re a chippie or a sparkie or a brikie or a team just tarring the road.
Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own
If you¹re working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole
There¹s no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache
I went to me Doctor he said that¹s an artery blocker you have every morning at break
So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel
But I can¹t get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man
I have lost three stone, I¹m doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian
My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning I¹d sell my soul
To sit in any stat oil fore court and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
The breakfast roll
Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed
Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head
I don¹t have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl
I just head to the stat oil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and
tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well whether you¹re a chippie or a sparkie or a brikie or a team just tarring the road.
Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own
If you¹re working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole
There¹s no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache
I went to me Doctor he said that¹s an artery blocker you have every morning at break
So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel
But I can¹t get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man
I have lost three stone, I¹m doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian
My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning I¹d sell my soul
To sit in any stat oil fore court and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
If ye change the venue to Clare I'll join ye - we'd have Keith, Coxy, most likely Brendan and John maybe?
Don't have to make the day out of it, morning only....go on, go on, go on...
Don't have to make the day out of it, morning only....go on, go on, go on...
Shut up ya muppet!!!!
FREE GAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol2:
I'll see if I can round up a few young wans!
U get the cider
He's got CCTV set up and he said he'll be watching the Clubhouse on t'interweb and I think Champ has a little camera on his collar
Sure you're a slut for brekkie and VeeDubs, you'd go anywhere
Any suggestions B? Somewhere that isn't too hard on my lowered suspension.......I'm like Dirty1 now having to think ahead tke sure I don't damage the car! It's the front spolier that keeps catching.