[For Sale: Car] Well it is a flat four...............

[Lazy Dog]

Time to finally part company with the Scoob.............

It's a '94 WRX Wagon, NCT to April 2014, new front tyres, did the clutch last August........

It ain't pretty, in fact it's fairly beaten up now (no major panel damage ) but all cosmetic really, it has been a fantastic trouble free work-horse, faultless handling with it's 4wd, intoxicating power, however if you drive with a light right foot it has been returning around 28mpg.

So, if you're not too concerned about 'shiny' and like the idea of 250bhp and 4wd then this is the car for you.............

€800............. please.............

 

[knk]

Perfect Donor Car for a conversion!!!

Sorry Pat!

 

[Lazy Dog]

Perfect Donor Car for a conversion!!!

Sorry Pat!

Well there is that......... but with 13 months NCT probably make more sense to run it on for a while............

 

[knk]

Probably obvious at €800...but any tax left on it?

 

[Lazy Dog]

Probably obvious at €800...but any tax left on it?

Err........ no, just out..........

 

[JustinOval]

Is that a 2 or 2.5l?

 

[Lazy Dog]

Is that a 2 or 2.5l?

2ltr Turbot..........

 

[JustinOval]

2ltr Turbot..........

Hmm, sounds fishy..

 

[Lazy Dog]

Hmm, sounds fishy..

Yeah, it's a SCUBAru..............

 

[kvinyl]

2ltr Turbot..........

I've a spare engine down here for one of those if anybody's looking for one...

 

[Lazy Dog]

I've a spare engine down here for one of those if anybody's looking for one...

That looks like the 'normally aspirated', they're a bit flat...................

 

[kvinyl]

That looks like the 'normally aspirated', they're a bit flat...................

nah, it's a four flat Turbot...

 

[JustinOval]

^ That's brill.

 

[Lazy Dog]

Look, this really isn't the plaice for all these fishy jokes............!!

 

[JustinOval]

Look, this really isn't the plaice for all these fishy jokes............!!

If you can think of a better plaice, let minnow.

 

[EvilMonkley]

scale it back lads

 

[Aidan]

Are you the sole owner?

 

[Lazy Dog]

Well, this is going well..........

I had a call from a John Dory...............

but, Hugo Monksfish has first refusal................

 

[kvinyl]

Well, this is going well..........

I had a call from a John Dory...............

but, Hugo Monksfish has first refusal................

yeah, better to focus on selling the car and leave the jokes to salmon else...

 

[Lazy Dog]

I'm not selling a Focus..........!!!